Let’s cut to the chase: Stanton, Kentucky, isn’t just a dot on the map. It’s a where-the-biscuits-are-fluffy kind of town, and its local eateries are the real MVPs. Forget fancy buzzwords—this is about crispy crusts, smoky grills, and gravy that could solve world peace. Here’s where to eat like you’ve lived here forever.
Bruen’s Restaurant: Your Morning (and Afternoon) Happy Place
Location: 123 South Sipple St. | Hours: 6 AM – 2 PM daily
Bruen’s doesn’t do “subtle.” Walk in at 7 AM, and you’ll find retirees debating politics over mugs of coffee thicker than motor oil. The menu? Think “grandma’s kitchen, but louder.” Their buttermilk pancakes are fluffy enough to double as pillows, and the country ham biscuit—salty, savory, and roughly the size of your face—is a rite of passage. Pro tip: Go for the daily meat-and-three special. Tuesday’s meatloaf glazed with bourbon-infused BBQ sauce? Chef’s kiss.
Mi Finca: Tacos That’ll Make You Forget Taco Tuesday
Location: 315 N Main St. | Hours: 11 AM – 9 PM (Closed Mondays)
Mi Finca’s tortillas are rolled by hand, grilled to order, and stuffed with fillings that’ll make you question every “fast casual” joint you’ve ever tried. The carne asada tacos? Juicy, charred, and topped with onions so fresh they crunch like gossip. Don’t sleep on the chiles rellenos—roasted poblano peppers stuffed with cheese and drowning in salsa verde. Pair it with a creamy horchata that should come with a warning label.
Mr. Ed’s Hotdogs: Where Condiments Reign Supreme
Location: 209 N Main St. | Hours: 10 AM – 6 PM (Closed Sundays)
Mr.Ed’s Hotdogs is the kind of spot where the menu has 27 hot dog variations and zero pretentiousness. The “Kentucky Wildcat” dog—smothered in pulled pork, coleslaw, and a drizzle of bourbon sauce—is messy, glorious, and probably illegal in neighboring states. Not a meat-eater? The veggie Reuben (with house-made sauerkraut) slaps harder than a screen door in a tornado.
Stanton’s food scene isn’t about trends. It’s about gravy-stained menus, waitresses who call you “honey,” and pies that make you forget your name. Come hungry. Leave with leftovers!
Sources: redrivergorgeguide.com, yelp.com
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